Tag Archives: what is my life?

A friend of the family called last night

Someone who has known me since I was 3, and said that she thinks I get to be my best self when I’m in Vancouver and that within the next 5 years she sees me living abroad, married to a white … Continue reading

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Well that was unexpected

1) Back in December, as a part of my job at the restaurant, I helped this woman, Juliana, plan her birthday party. In talking to her before the event, she told me that she and her husband were going to … Continue reading

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My life is nothing if not internationally synchronistic

I’ve been obsessively watching a show called Misfits on Hulu which has led me to Spy, Whites and The Only Way is Essex, with Luther in the queue. I was sitting here, watching episode 2 of Spy, thinking, “I’m never … Continue reading

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C’est ma vie

Night before last, I was talking to my friend Eboni: Me: Remember how glamorous you thought you’d be in your 20s? I thought I’d be so fly and instead I feel like a rusty tricycle. Her: Haha. I don’t know, I … Continue reading

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Today I’m in mourning about my allergy

Last night I tried an experiment. I took a knock-off Benadryl 20 minutes before eating a cinnamon roll (brought to me from one of my fave bakeries in Vancouver!) and it worked! No nausea, no cramping, no itching. However, the … Continue reading

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Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad news

O serpent heart, hid with a flowering face! Despised substance of divinest show! Just opposite to what thou justly seem’st, A damned saint, an honourable villain! O nature, what hadst thou to do in hell, When thou didst bower the … Continue reading

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My Same

You ever put a song on a mix for your best friend and then you stop speaking (for reasons that were never explained to you) and then years later, aka now, you notice that you’ve really been missing that friendship … Continue reading

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Sometimes

you’re sitting at your dining room table in your pajamas, drinking aloe vera mixed with orange juice, pretending it’s not disgusting, when you get a phone call which leads to you spending 12 hours working on a movie set. You … Continue reading

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NaPoWriMo, Foodlebrity Crushes, and the German guy

A haiku inspired by a quote from Karl Lagerfeld: Sweatpants are A sign of defeat. You lost control of your life So you bought sweatpants. Someone searched my blog for “Adam Gertler girlfriend.” Does that person know something I don’t? … Continue reading

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Remind me to tell you about how I’m cursed

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