Tag Archives: this is why i’m single

Me: …You think you can just show up with your charming southern guy frat boy bullshit; well, you can take your Brad Paisley and go back to the fishing hole. Cute Southern Guy: Now you’re just being mean. Me: L.A.’s … Continue reading →

I had a huge crush on this guy, John. He wanted to go to Italy for his birthday, but, last minute, he couldn’t get the time off work. So I made him an Italy basket, filled with pasta, really good … Continue reading →

but in the meantime, what a perfect collection of words: “There is not TIME in your DAY to remind someone of how wonderful you are. And not in the Tyra Banks Disney Channel movie self-empowerment way, either. In the factual … Continue reading →

Ext. Arco Gas Station, Culver City. Day. Our protagonist, (i.e. me), pulls up to a pump. Very shortly thereafter a young man pulls up on the opposite side. Him: Hello, how are you? Me: I’m good. How are you? Him: … Continue reading →

Sometimes It’s Not You, or the Math – Modern Love – NYTimes.com. I love this article. I want to marry it.

Him: Are you single? Me: Yes. Him: Why? (I hate this question.) Me: Because American boys don’t like me. Him: Why? Me: I don’t know. (I’m not an American boy.) Him: But you beautiful. Nothing ugly. Me: Of course you say … Continue reading →