The marriage I could have gotten over, but a baby that ties them together forever…!

My friend Marcella and I made a list of things this is worse than:

• Season 4 of Misfits
• A Sansa/Tyrion sex tape
• Miley’s VMA performance
• That Sarah Machlachlan commercial with the animals
• That time Kobe Bryant tried to be a rapper
• Nick Carter’s solo album
• Ann Coulter running for president and winning by a landslide with Sarah Palin as her VP
• Craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday
• That time my friend asked me, “What man is gonna want to be with you if don’t want to have kids??” igniting every latent fear I have about my childfree future so that all I could manage to say in response was, “I guess none of them.”
• Jessica Biel

One the bright side, as I was lamenting the fact that I will die alone surrounded by passport stamps and unpaid student loans, another one of my friends said that my loans will be paid off by some rich lonely guy I have an affair with for a week in a couple years, so no need to stress and I thought it was one of the sweetest things she’s ever said to me.