Me: Another member wants to meet me.
Coworker 1: What??

Me: That’s only 4!
Coworker 1: You’ve been here a month!
Me: I’m really good?

Coworker 2: Slut!
Me: Haha, you can’t insult me with that. You can’t insult me with “you do something you enjoy a lot.”

And, for the record, I’ve only actually met one…so far.