Standing in front of my back door, keys in hand, I see the neighbour from 2 doors down come out to put something in her trash.

Me: Hi.
Her: Hi.
Me: What’s your name?
Her: *Stares with a pasted smile*
Me: *A little louder* Your name?
Her: Oh, I don’t tell people my name who I don’t know. *ducks quickly back into her place*

Two thoughts came to me:

But that’s how you meet people…

and

She’s gonna regret that when I’m famous…