Monthly Archives: April 2013

Hmm, how can I turn JUST missing the train/tram into a marketable skill?

that makes me feel like the walking embodiment of all the wasted potential my parents reminded me that I possess the night before I left to come here.

And I’m trying to decide if I should have french fries and nutella for breakfast. Edited to add: I didn’t, but I did catch a tram and 2 trains to go buy some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, because who would I … Continue reading →

It’s warm today, the way that alcoholics are: you know you can’t trust it, but you’re damn grateful for it anyway.

Says everyone I meet who isn’t hiring. I hope this isn’t like how everyone thinks I should have a boyfriend, but no one wants to date me. *I’m overreacting. I know this. I haven’t even been looking a week. I … Continue reading →

“You must stay gone. Train your heart like a dog. Change the locks even on the house he’s never visited. You lucky, lucky girl. You have an apartment just your size. A bathtub full of tea. A heart the size … Continue reading →

Dear sir or madam, What is that smell, and why does Your body make it?