Monthly Archives: October 2012

In bed by 10:30p This is my life. These are my twenties. What a shame I won’t be having kids to regale these wanton nights of salacious youth to.

Again. Vancouver’s like that person you can’t get over because, while they don’t want to be with you, they don’t want you to be with anyone else either.

And it was everything

I wish I could remember: conversations with my brother I do remember: the birthday of a guy who doesn’t want to talk to me What is the point of this, brain? What is the point?

Then turn slightly, sending it on a detour from esophagus to trachea, at which point you spit the water out and start coughing, then laughing because you’re pretty sure you looked like a drowning seal and now your bed is … Continue reading →

Drink every time Mitt Romney specifically outlines something he plans to do Guaranteed to not have a hangover