Monthly Archives: July 2012

Me: my life get to the bbq spot and the manager’s like, “where have you been?? you haven’t been in in forever!” “i’m sorry…i’m here now though!” and then he gave me 50% off as i was driving home, the … Continue reading →

Me: So…I met a guy. Renata (my Brazilian friend): American? Me: Argentinean. Renata: You hate Americans. I swear. Me: Hahahahahaha. No one believes me!! American boys just aren’t that into me. It’s not my fault that only Russian, Fijian, Canadian, … Continue reading →

Colleen: Omg your life is so coincidental sometimes…like scary Me: See??? See why I’m half crazy all the time!?? Colleen: Or maybe everyone’s life is like that, but no one takes the time to notice like you do. Hmmmmmmmm… Me: I wish I could … Continue reading →

Me: I really like the title “The Grammar of Grief.” Gabe: Yeah, that’s pretty to the point. Very…. I can’t think of the word, but it’s perfect. Me: 🙂 Thank you. Maybe I can be like Adele and this will spark my … Continue reading →

It’s not the girlfriend. 1) She wasn’t a surprise; I’ve known about her since my birthday. 2) I am pretty realistic about the fact that we make about as much sense together as peanut butter and pickles. What I am … Continue reading →

Preface: I was going to write about this yesterday, but that was interrupted by the addition of another subtraction from my life. Fifteen years. And it was sugar gliders and M&M minis and laughter and hypothetical beanies and lasagna and … Continue reading →

‎”To my first love, I’m grateful for you. Grateful that even though it wasn’t what I hoped for and even though it was never enough, it was. Some things never are…and we were. I won’t forget you. I won’t forget … Continue reading →