Me: So…I met a guy.
Renata (my Brazilian friend): American?
Renata: You hate Americans. I swear.
Me: Hahahahahaha. No one believes me!! American boys just aren’t that into me.
It’s not my fault that only Russian, Fijian, Canadian, French, German, Brazilian and now Argentinean guys want to ask me out!
So for the record, I don’t hate American boys; I just think the non-Jesse Williams variety and I should see other people.
She also said, “Make sure he wants to live in Canada, before you start anything.”
I laughed, “Oh no boy is keeping me from that. Don’t worry.”