Me: …You think you can just show up with your charming southern guy frat boy bullshit; well, you can take your Brad Paisley and go back to the fishing hole.
Cute Southern Guy: Now you’re just being mean.
Me: L.A.’s a tough town. Someone should have told you that.
CSG: And just when I was about to say that you were as sweet as a Georgia peach.
Me: Wait! Let’s start over. I love Georgia peaches.
CSG: Okay. Well now I’d say you’re about an Arkansas apple. So we’ll see.