Things That I Can Do in London (including, but not limited to):
Become a WAG
Confuse/embarrass someone when I tell them that I like their pants
BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH ADELE
Say “Oi”
Watch Misfits in real time
BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH LAUREN SOCHA
Take the piss
Go to Arrivals at Heathrow and see that love is actually all around
Snog
Magic, probably