I’ve been obsessively watching a show called Misfits on Hulu which has led me to Spy, Whites and The Only Way is Essex, with Luther in the queue. I was sitting here, watching episode 2 of Spy, thinking, “I’m never getting married, but I will only marry someone from the UK.” (so I can say fun things like slag and shag and knickers and chat show and fancy and knackered and sorted and “at the weekend” and oi) and when I turned around, the tv, which was on mute, had an advert (see? got it already) for British Airways on.

This is my life.