At my physical today,
Doctor: What kind of birth control are you on?
Me: I’m not on birth control.
Doctor: Oh, so you want to have a baby.
Me: No. God no.
Doctor: Wait, then I don’t understand.
At my physical today,
Doctor: What kind of birth control are you on?
Me: I’m not on birth control.
Doctor: Oh, so you want to have a baby.
Me: No. God no.
Doctor: Wait, then I don’t understand.
Maybe you just don’t believe in sex before marriage
That could totally probably maybe be true!