Monthly Archives: August 2011

Yeah, AFTER it’s spilled all over me

It said “naturally effervescent, careful when opening” A bottle of kombucha, it exploded all over me like champagne at the NBA Finals.   Advertisements

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Is that medically relevant??

Me, after telling my mom that “Is your sex life satisfactory?” existed: “…I mean, obviously I’m not married.” Her: “Oh please child. Please.” Me: “Oh my god, my mom just called me a slutwhore.”  

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Speechless

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Pay the farmer or pay the doctor

 

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People who are the worst, an ascending scale

-Promise breakers -Rapists/child molestors -Ashley from RHONJ

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This is my spine.

This is my vertebral sublaxtion complex! Cool.    

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What a fun body!

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