“Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African- American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.”
– Excerpt of the Marriage Vow signed by Michele Bachmann

I am convinced that she is a performance artist staging an elaborate production. You cannot convince me otherwise.