Me: do you have a sec?
Kenny, server at Vinoteque who I don’t get to see very often: oh no. what is it?
Me: nothing bad!
Him: haha
Him: gotta go but spit it girl!
Me: i just can’t think of the name of that game where there are colors on the floor and you have to reach them and sometimes people play it naked
Me: my brain keeps saying pictionary and it is NOT pictionary
Him: um twister
Me: YES!!!!!!!
Him: hahahaha yes. we win.
Me: hahahaha
Him: gnight!
Me: thank you!

All so that I could make this my status update:

“If I never watch Oprah’s last episode, then the show never ended. #dvrlogic #grammaticaltwister”