My mom wants to go to one with me so I’m looking through to see which trucks will be where. One of them boasts gourmet Middle Eastern food. I click to see their menu and this was my, verbatim, reaction:

WHAT??? WHY DO YOU SELL TACOS!!?!? STAY IN YOUR LANE!!!

And this has been today’s overreaction.
No joke, I was calmer when I smashed my finger at work.

(No, but seriously, why do they sell tacos?)