In which Lauren and I discuss the area south of Long Beach, north of Oceanside

Me: Orange County is just so…
Lauren: Yeah, I know. All the trees have to be the same height!
Me: And all the people have to be conservative and Christian.
Lauren: And be blonde with fake boobs.
Me: I like to think of it as a reaction against LA and San Diego.
Lauren: It is! That is exactly how you should think of it. It’s like all the people from Texas when they couldn’t stay in their homeland came here.
Me: Hahahaha. Like K-Town or Chinatown. Orange County is a ghetto.
Lauren: Hahahahahahahahaha. YES.

About J.

A former twentysomething with a head full of curls and heart full of questions wondering: when we get to nirvana, will there be food?
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