Annie: DUH

Me: thank you. apparently 4 of my friends “like” kourtney. i just shake my head. she looks like the first time you try a recipe and you realize that you forgot the salt.

Annie: or the MEAT–in a recipe for pot roast

Me: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me: dying

Annie: she is milk and i’m lactose intolerant
Annie: kim is a big bowl of kitten purrs and it just never gets old
Me: and khloe you know you could call at 3 am to go egg your ex-boyfriend’s house and she’d be down with a dozen of her own to add in

Annie: and would then light the place on fire and be like, “i mean, whatevs”