(About 10 minutes before the game) I have decided to root for the Packers since I like cheese and Wiz Khalifa never did explain to me what “it” is.

Oh, so this exists.

Thank goodness the Declaration of Independence is why we can have football.

The fact that people can with Lea Michele astounds me. I absolutely can’t with her. Cannot.

You know what? I’m just gonna watch Christina Aguilera sing (and flub?) the national anthem over and over again. Let me know when it’s halftime.

So the Black Eyed Peas…are a group.
Random fact: Will.I.Am hit on me once. I turned him down.

Third quarter, I’m calling it: Stella Artois commercial wins the night.