A short list of things for which I have no words

The fact that I think of Italian when I want to speak in French and that I think of Portuguese when I want to speak Italian is just…

The fact that McDonald’s is introducing a Miami-themed burger in Japan that has tortilla chips on it is just…

The fact that I can manifest certain things with barely a thought while other things don’t seem to come at all is just…

The fact that there is a group of people in this country trying to redefine rape when it comes to taxpayer-funded abortion and that that redefinition would exclude the vast majority of rapes committed is just…

The fact that this is the best season of Fringe and I’m not working on it is just…

The fact that I didn’t realize that I could make my own butter when I already make my own whipped cream is just…

The fact that I will never be as fierce as a drag queen is just…

The fact that eczema has turned my eyebrow into an ellipsis is just…

And lastly, the fact that I knew my grandmother was coming Super Bowl weekend, that I knew she was coming this weekend, and yet still somehow forgot when the Super Bowl was going to be is just…