I offended 2 friends with a joke that I made.
Okay. Fair enough. I was wrong. I thought it was innocent and they didn’t. I’m sorry, truly.
But there’s a part of my brain that’s like, “Wait, don’t be offended by that! I say so many other things that are much more offensive. Here, let me show you!” Because that part of my brain is broken and I am a weirdo.
I want to hear the joke. Don’t we need to have a lunch/dinner date some time soon?
Yes, but I’m telling you now, you’re going to be disappointed (in the joke). I think only the 2 of them could have been offended by it.
I really want to her the joke, but I also want to hear the MORE offensive stuff!
Hahahaha. It was so tame! I wish it had been a better joke for the reaction that it got.