Dear Starbucks, you are dead to me

Wary after last night’s fiasco which ended with me getting a cinnamon dolce latte instead of the salted caramel hot chocolate I’d come for, and which resulted in a subsequent stomachache.

Me: Do you have any salt?
Barista: No. You want the salted caramel hot chocolate right? Yeah, that was a seasonal winter drink so we don’t have salt anymore. You might find a few stores that still have some left but they’re not shipping it in our orders anymore.
Me: I–I–I have to go.

I wish I were Muslim so I could declare a jihad against them. Wait, is that how jihads work? I don’t know. NOTHING ABOUT HEATING SUGAR AND WATER AND ADDING SODIUM CHLORIDE IS SEASONAL!!!

SCREW YOU STARBUCKS.

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About J.

A former twentysomething with a head full of curls and heart full of questions wondering: when we get to nirvana, will there be food?
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2 Responses to Dear Starbucks, you are dead to me

  1. Jamie Kornberg Phillips says:

    Just order a caramel macchiato, and have them put the toffee nut crunch thing they have on it and then add a touch of salt…yum!

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