I know the big story today is Sarah Palin and her misuse of the word “blood libel” but I think there’s a more pressing Palin controversy that has been subtly flying under the radar for a while now.
I only have a 9th grade bio level of understanding of genetics
but I can’t be the only one who thinks that’s not his kid. (Or possibly hers.)
I told my mom I bet that why she never pursues child support from him, ’cause then she’d have to get a paternity test and it would turn into an Alaskan episode of Maury.
“Levi…you are NOT the father!” and then Bristol would half run half Viennese waltz off the stage and something something bears and salmon.