Breaking news!!

An American male with a job asked for my phone number. I repeat, an American male with a job asked for my phone number. Also, he is bilingual. I need to lie down.

The Christians must be right. The world is ending.

I have decided if he calls to stare at the phone, nonplussed. That’s as far as I’ve gotten.

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About J.

A former twentysomething with a head full of curls and heart full of questions wondering: when we get to nirvana, will there be food?
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