An American male with a job asked for my phone number. I repeat, an American male with a job asked for my phone number. Also, he is bilingual. I need to lie down.
The Christians must be right. The world is ending.
I have decided if he calls to stare at the phone, nonplussed. That’s as far as I’ve gotten.
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