“Well, there’s nothing like putting a kid down for bed to quell any momentary delusions I might have been suffering about rethinking my ‘no babies’ stance.”
(Though it was suuuuper cute when I said, “Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.” And the kid’s response was, “Okay, I won’t. There won’t be any bedbugs biting in here!”)

If there is one correct religion, then why is it that when people pray to be shown the way, they’re not all shown the same thing? Is the devil leading them astray? Wait, can the devil tap your prayers?? Is there like a metaphysical Patriot Act???

While no adult should be held responsible for the actions of another adult, I think that when you support things like

and say things like

then you need to take responsibility for the fact that the things you say, even if you did not intend them that way, can create a culture of justified violence.
(I didn’t find this out until I got home but the 9 yr. old girl who was killed, Christina Green, was an aspiring politician and her birthday was 9.11.01.)

Nausea, please leave me alone.

Should I take a nap? Would that be weird if they came back and I was totally asleep?

“And I know it was me who called it over
But, I still wish you’d fought me ’til your dying day
Don’t let me get away…”

Get out of my life John Mayer!

I should send out my applications next week.

I need more bilingual friends.