I caught the eye of this lil brown skinned dude at Trader Joe’s today.

I smiled at him. He smiled at me. I said hi. He started blushing and couldn’t speak. Then his mom and I laughed as she pushed the cart away. He was 4 1/2. This is why I’m single.

Also, I am such a snob even to myself; the organic raw honey I bought is not to be eaten–it’s only for my hair. I treat my hair better than I do relationships with actual human beings. Which is probably also why I’m single.

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About J.

A former twentysomething with a head full of curls and heart full of questions wondering: when we get to nirvana, will there be food?
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2 Responses to I caught the eye of this lil brown skinned dude at Trader Joe’s today.

  1. Jamie Kornberg Phillips says:

    Maybe a little young for you- but perfect for Olivia!

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