I just watched Half-Ton Teen and now World’s Fattest Man. Here’s what I don’t get about the super morbidly obese: HOW DO YOU AFFORD THAT MUCH FOOD???

No but seriously.

Dude hasn’t left his house in 2 years; so where is the income coming from? Show me the receipts!

Wait, dude had his sick mom remortgage her house to get more groceries???????!! I can’t get a dude to buy me an ice cream!