My friend Adriana updated her status today:

Alguém namora comigo só pra me dar uma “vale night”? Pleeeeeease? pretty pleeeeeease??

Roughly translated: Someone fall in love with me just to give me a “vale night”?

So naturally, I asked her, “What is a “vale night”?

Her response: if u are dating someone, and u kinda tired of the relationship you ask for a ‘vale night’ go out and make out with another people, and be happy.

Amazing.