Christmas is…
- the best traffic day in Los Angeles.
- a day when what you want to do is probably closed.
- really boring on Facebook.
- a time to see who was blessed with an eye for lighting design and who was not.
- similar to hurricane coverage in Miami: starts off slowly until, by the end, you just want to kill yourself to be spared the horror of its wrath.
- a terrible time in television.
- cruel to children. (Specifically, the lengths adults go to to lie about Santa {NORAD, Google Earth, etc}, only to admit it was all a hoax. How is that kind?)
- a day to celebrate the “fisher of men” with a tree adorned by various plastics and popcorn.
- awkward. (“Merry Christmas!” “Oh…thanks!” “What are you doing for it?” “…nothing.”)
- a lot of work and a lot of pressure.
- unoriginal
- a great excuse not to get things done.
- sweet.
- well-intentioned.
- annoying. (I don’t begrudge anyone a bad Christmas, quite the opposite. I just get so tired of hearing about it.)
T
