I had a dream that included mayonnaise, Brooklyn, a 12-ft. snake, Ray J, hysterical crying, a parking lot, a hearse, Daniel Sunjata, a nature preserve, and a dog.

Picked up friends from LAX (which was a nightmare) and saw Jon Hamm (which was a dream). I wanted to take a picture of him but I didn’t want TSA to somehow think I was a terrorist, so I didn’t.

There was a moment of blue sky that was quickly snuffed out as the torrential rains returned. But then…

Made my 5-minute microwave cake for one of the families I work for and they raved and thought I should be selling them at farmers market.

I missed my friend’s 28th birthday party.

It was the 10th anniversary of my brother’s death.

I beat the level I was on in Angry Birds.