Okay. One of my biggest latent fears in life is to have a mediocre meal and then die afterwards.
Not from the meal. No, I could die from a badger attack or hearing too many (1) Soulja Boi songs or something, but to have my last meal be AVERAGE…what I’m trying to say is that if I die tonight after having a slice of Stefano’s NY pizza, I will die again in the afterlife just from the shame.