- I cooked tofu in bacon fat.
- I literally laughed out loud alone thinking about Kanye’s album cover art being rejected for being “obscene” but not because it looks like it was drawn by a 3rd grader who needs to go see the school guidance counselor.
- I remarked to myself that I am a great tutor or, in other words, really good at telling showing people what to do.
- I chose the checkout line at Trader Joe’s based on length and not the hotness of the checker so I am therefore, obviously, growing as a person.
- I made a honey-vanilla-Bailey’s dip for store-bought cinnamon rolls or, in other words, I won. (Goat milk, honey, vanilla extract, Bailey’s, pinch of kosher salt, cornstarch. Boil. Stir.Enjoy.)
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