Gabe: Are you gonna dress up for Halloween?
Me: Eh, I doubt it. I don’t really want to buy anything.
Haha, Halloween is one of the only times that I’m excited to spend money.
Me: I don’t even know what I would dress up as. I was raised Jehovah’s Witness so I’ve only done Halloween sporadically as an adult.
Ooooooooh go as a Jehovah’s Witness! The ultimate irony.
Gabe: Haha, I think you should do it! It’d be great! Get some Watchtowers. The ULTIMATE holiday irony.