Monthly Archives: October 2010

When Lake Shrine is closed…you improvise

Let it be known that for as much as I want to leave California, it’s not because I don’t love it.

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No sugar added soy pumpkin latte at Coffee Bean

God, I am so L.A.

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This place is kryptonite.

Patty melt with wagyu beef, onion jam, sundried tomato, a fried egg and harissa mayo on sourdough. This was the best sandwich I have ever eaten. Anywhere. Ever. Annnnnd to top it all off, Hot Irish Waiter gave me my … Continue reading

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I went to Hollywood with $5. I came home from Hollywood with $5.

It’s good to be home. 🙂

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Some people huff paint. I huff my fingers after chopping garlic.

Obsession smells great.

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And the coroner’s report will say, “Cause of death: Asphyxiation due to extreme laughter because what the hell is she even talking about??”

Coroner’s reports can be very detailed.

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God bless America

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What happened to customer service?

I am disappointed that no one at Whole Foods yesterday said, “Honey, I can see your roots and I don’t mean in the Africa-North America-Europe way. You are not done shopping.” This is what happens when you’ve been going grey … Continue reading

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Oh Whole Foods don’t ever stop being you

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What?? That’s a thing!?!

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