On Bishop Eddie Long:
“Him that protestest the loudest is butt busting the hardest.”
On Alton Brown’s segment on The Best Thing I Ever Ate:
”He looks like he just got AIDS there. I’m not sure if that was the look he was going for. What? I didn’t mean it in a bad way.”
On seeing The Situation on Dancing With the Stars:
“Wow he shouldn’t have gotten there a week or 2 after everyone. He should have gotten there like a year before. He has a speech impediment, but on his feet.”
She’s a poet really.