My mother, in (not all that) rare form

On Bishop Eddie Long:

“Him that protestest the loudest is butt busting the hardest.”

On Alton Brown’s segment on The Best Thing I Ever Ate:

‎”He looks like he just got AIDS there. I’m not sure if that was the look he was going for. What? I didn’t mean it in a bad way.”

On seeing The Situation on Dancing With the Stars:

“Wow he shouldn’t have gotten there a week or 2 after everyone. He should have gotten there like a year before. He has a speech impediment, but on his feet.”

She’s a poet really.

About J.

A former twentysomething with a head full of curls and heart full of questions wondering: when we get to nirvana, will there be food?
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