My mom was flipping through the channels

Her: Who’s Rachel Zoe?
Me: Oh, she’s a stylist. She obsessed with fashion, doesn’t understand how to use the word “literally” (“That dress is bananas. I literally died. Literally.”), and some people think she has an eating disorder.
Her: Oh she’s tiny?
Me: She’s smaller than the chance of a Sarah Palin/Queen Latifah duet.

About J.

A former twentysomething with a head full of curls and heart full of questions wondering: when we get to nirvana, will there be food?
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