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Deck the halls with melancholy

Shout out to everyone dealing with death over the holidays. I didn’t grow up with Christmas–or any winter holiday really–so it’s always been a time of year that I felt disconnected from, but having this on top of it is … Continue reading

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I am looking up decomposition rates

It is the single most morbid thing I have ever done in my entire, but I wanted to know what his body might look like. Would he be an unrecognizable mess? Or a skeleton? Or would there be nothing left … Continue reading

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On Financial Planning

I went to lunch today with 2 women. Woman 1: I slept with this guy and after round 3, he offered to pay off my student loans. Me: Wait, that’s a real thing that happens?? I DREAM about that. Woman … Continue reading

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Rude and inconsiderate

  The marriage I could have gotten over, but a baby that ties them together forever…! My friend Marcella and I made a list of things this is worse than: Season 4 of Misfits A Sansa/Tyrion sex tape Miley’s VMA … Continue reading

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“You’re gonna get raped.”

One of my coworkers said to me as I was on a call. “Yeah, she is,” another one agreed. They think I am too flirtatious on the phone and that is therefore a punishment fitting the crime. The conversation went … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS

I ate–and enjoyed–Indian food tonight!!! Feeling like anything is possible right now. Aim for the stars, even if you miss, you’ll land among the chickpeas and yellow curry.

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“I need to make it a priority.”

Text I sent to a fellow author tonight in reference to the book I am going to write. “You should do it!!!! One sentence at a time…and you’re there!” It clearly hasn’t written itself yet… Later on, I stumbled across … Continue reading

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I’m half drunk and I REALLY want some french fries/hot chips

But that’s not the point because I just read this and it is perfect: I find myself in that awkward predicament where I actually really like being recognized as pretty. But I realize that “prettiness” in and of itself is … Continue reading

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I remember you, secretly

Things Google can tell me: You share a name and geographic location with a tour guide, photographer, professor, and jazz musician. Things Google cannot tell me: Do you remember me…secretly?   This has been a publicly private post.

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So work is going well

Me: Another member wants to meet me. Coworker 1: What?? Me: That’s only 4! Coworker 1: You’ve been here a month! Me: I’m really good? Coworker 2: Slut! Me: Haha, you can’t insult me with that. You can’t insult me … Continue reading

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