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Physics is Rude

“I don’t know what I want!” is a lie. I know exactly what I want. What I don’t know is how to get it. I’m just back from my third trip to London and I find the city wholly intoxicating. When … Continue reading

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Never felt so connected to my Native American heritage

Than this period of my life when I find myself constantly sick due to being surrounded by Europeans. (Too soon?)

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31 Things I Know At 31

1. Flat white, 2 sugars is how I take my coffee. 2. How to drive on the left. 3. That it’s okay to ask for help. 4. How to pronounce “quay”–even though it is a phonetic abomination 5. What it … Continue reading

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Deck the halls with melancholy

Shout out to everyone dealing with death over the holidays. I didn’t grow up with Christmas–or any winter holiday really–so it’s always been a time of year that I felt disconnected from, but having this on top of it is … Continue reading

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I am looking up decomposition rates

It is the single most morbid thing I have ever done in my entire, but I wanted to know what his body might look like. Would he be an unrecognizable mess? Or a skeleton? Or would there be nothing left … Continue reading

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On Financial Planning

I went to lunch today with 2 women. Woman 1: I slept with this guy and after round 3, he offered to pay off my student loans. Me: Wait, that’s a real thing that happens?? I DREAM about that. Woman … Continue reading

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Rude and inconsiderate

  The marriage I could have gotten over, but a baby that ties them together forever…! My friend Marcella and I made a list of things this is worse than: Season 4 of Misfits A Sansa/Tyrion sex tape Miley’s VMA … Continue reading

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