Monthly Archives: March 2011

Someone searched my blog for 日本人

“Nihonjin” which is Japanese for Japanese person. (Ahn Sensei, my 12th grade Japanese teacher, would be so proud that I remember that.) I have no idea. Other popular search items include: Jasika Nicole Commercial Drive Vancouver Bethenny say amen yas … Continue reading

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Teaser for an episode of Hoarding: Buried Alive

Man: “My wife won’t let our son in the house…” Oh. So you have a severe mental illness that will likely require years of intensive therapy to treat and is currently manifesting in a way that endangers not only your … Continue reading

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I saw a woman at farmers’ market today

She was wearing a shirt that said, “Ask me why I’m vegan.” I didn’t. What I wanted to ask her is, “Hey, how’s your B12 deficiency coming along?”

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Out with the old, in with the new

So I lost my gps. Or it was stolen. I don’t know. In any case, it’s gone. Yesterday, I lost my bluetooth. Okay, maybe “lost” isn’t the right word. I know exactly what happened to it. When I was driving … Continue reading

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And my taxes are done!

I have never been so happy to be so poor. :D

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Just like that, it was gone

I’ve had a secret for a little while now. Months upon months. I actually can’t really remember when it began. I’ve had this dull, chronic ache on the left side of my lower back. During the day, walking around it … Continue reading

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Remind me to tell you about how I’m cursed

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In which Lauren and I discuss the area south of Long Beach, north of Oceanside

Me: Orange County is just so… Lauren: Yeah, I know. All the trees have to be the same height! Me: And all the people have to be conservative and Christian. Lauren: And be blonde with fake boobs. Me: I like … Continue reading

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Could I look any LESS Orange County?

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You know when you read something

and 20 minutes later, even though you’re doing other things, you’re still processing your reaction to what you read. This is the most…just wow. It’s like she explained water to a fish.

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